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HERE KITTY KITTY!

Our cat got an infection that required us to use an applicator to dispense the medicine directly onto the kitty’s backside – after we had shaved her! Please click on the title.

Posted on June 1, 2025June 29, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE!

We recently had a mouse in our home, and the critter managed to run up my wife’s pajama pant leg! Please click on the title.

Posted on May 1, 2025June 29, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

WHAT A BARGAIN!

There is an extensive list of shopping horrors that husbands endure. However, nothing delivers as much misery per square foot as an antique store! Please click on the title.

Posted on June 1, 2024June 26, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

HAPPY CAMPERS!

Camping is the unwelcome intrusion of fragile human beings into the unforgiving domain of animals and insects who are far more suited to the land and water than we will ever be! Please click on the title.

Posted on April 5, 2024June 26, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

A DIGESTIVE DISASTER!

If you have ever been trapped in a situation where you desperately needed a bathroom, you will enjoy reading about my misery and my wife’s complete lack of empathy! Please click on the title.

Posted on December 15, 2023June 26, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

IS IT HOT IN HERE?

As the sun’s luminous rays peek over the darkened horizon, a glorious new morning slowly dawns, unleashing the never-ending battle for control of the thermostat that begins anew each day in our humble home. Please click on the title.

Posted on October 25, 2023June 26, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH!

It is a heartbreaking fact that the most dreaded health crisis endured by married couples is THE MAN COLD! Please click on the title.

Posted on September 25, 2023June 26, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

LOST AND FOUND!

Here is an entertaining story about how I do not possess a sense of direction, and ultimately, that forced me to share a ride with an unusual traveling companion! Please click on the title.

Posted on August 25, 2023June 26, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

KING OF THE KITCHEN!

Some husbands excel in the kitchen, while some of us don’t. After several fiery mishaps, my wife banned me from that particular room in our house! Please click on the title.

Posted on May 20, 2023September 19, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

TRAVEL TROUBLE!

Traveling is the ultimate test of a marriage. What should be a carefree jaunt that offers a relaxing diversion to everyday life often turns out to be a test of wills between a husband and wife! Please click on the title.

Posted on March 1, 2023September 24, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

WARM AND FLUFFY!

I honestly did not know the cat was in the dryer when I turned it on. That simple mistake could have cost the feline its life. It almost cost ME mine! Please click on the title.

Posted on November 1, 2022September 24, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

DIETING DESPAIR!

DIET is the most despised four-letter word in the English language. Yes, there are others with the same number of vowels and consonants that shock and offend, but none compare to the misery that this word causes! Please click on the title.

Posted on July 1, 2022June 26, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

HUSBANDS KILL THE SPIDERS!

It is a well-established fact that the husband is responsible for killing all spiders in the home. Some are just better at it than others! Please click on the title.

Posted on December 1, 2021June 26, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

ZIP IT!

Here is a funny story about a humbling personal experience that I am willing to share for your amusement! (You’re welcome.) Please click on the title.

Posted on September 20, 2021June 26, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment

DON’T WORRY, OLD AGE IS TEMPORARY!

Age is a comprehensive attack on the human body. It never retreats, and there is no defense. So, we might as well laugh at our problems as we enter those golden years! Please click on the title.

Posted on September 1, 2021June 26, 2025 by michael crawleyPosted in StoriesTagged Stories. Leave a comment
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